Mayhem: Raccoon in the Attic

I'm a fan of these "Mayhem" ads from Allstate, starring Dean Winter (formerly of 'Oz') as random acts of mayhem that your insurance might not cover. In this one, he's a raccoon rampaging through some unfortunate homeowner's attic. "I've already had, like, four babies," he say, right before ripping out the electrical wiring and chomping on the insulation. Almost makes you want to sign up for Allstate home insurance (even if you're a renter).

Come Snuggle With Mama!

In this ad for Sears Optical, a nearsighted woman goes into her backyard to call her cat in for the night and doesn't realize that it's a raccoon following her inside instead. "Come snuggle with Mama," she says. It's funny because everyone baby talks their pets just like that (admit it!).